My laptop, my enemy
I have developed an aversion to my laptop.
It's true.
We have a PC in our home office that basically is Tom's computer. He uses it for his work and to play his online video games.
He is getting a laptop this summer, but I am going to warn him about the hazards with which all laptops should be labeled. [A side note, it should be like those tags on mattresses that are illegal to remove.]
WARNING: Persistent exposure to this device for academic purposes may cause the following:
- Spontaneous swearing
- Excessive daydreaming
- Loss of time
- Repeatedly counting cursor blinks before striking a single key
- Inability to think coherently
- Procrastinationalitis
- Grammatical incompetence
- Napping
- Bumps on forehead from repeated beating with keyboard
- Memory loss of location of the most important files in your c drive
- Naming files weird things so that they are memorable (yet causes above)
- General imbalance of the humor
- Grouchiness
- Obsessive blogging disorder
- Pale skin
- Alien hand
- Boogie Fever
It will not be allowed within 50 yards of my fingers nor will it be allowed to taunt me with its non-empty threats of writer's block.
It has become a toxic relationship and I just hope I don't have to shoot it to put myself out of my misery.
7 comments:
So what is my excuse for doing all of those things? LOL
I've tried using my wife's laptop, emphasis is on "tried."
I have enough trouble with a full-sized keyboard, that small one drives me nuts....this is also the reason I don't send text messages.
Besides, I've gotten real use to my 22in LCD.
I too suffer. *sigh*
Good god, I know exactly how you feel. I do everything on my laptop and it can kick my ass from time to time.
I am right there with you. Sometimes I think it is just evil.
Wow, I have all of these symptoms. :)
Oh, wow! I have the desktop and my husband has the laptop. I have been jealous for a while that he can sit in the living room and I have to sit at the desk. Thank you for curing my envy!
Plus I hate those keyboards.
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