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Friday, May 1, 2009

I have poor taste, I know

This has been running around in my head for that last couple of days:

A chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar all covered in soot...

I have lots of punch lines, but I'd rather read yours.

Have at it.

10 comments:

Grandpa Eddie, May 1, 2009 at 4:42 PM: First I gotta ask, was the bar covered in soot, or the three who entered?
skyewriter, May 1, 2009 at 4:45 PM: However you want to go with it.

It could just start: a chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar...

Let your imagination run wild.
Riot Kitty, May 1, 2009 at 6:06 PM: Did they have sex and create swine flu? Oh, sorry - that was Miss Piggy and Big Bird...
ZIRGAR, May 1, 2009 at 7:29 PM: A chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar all covered in soot and say, "We're Rush Limbaugh."
Sidhe, May 1, 2009 at 10:12 PM: Zirgar, I think you confused soot with poop!
Cosa Nostradamus, May 2, 2009 at 8:54 AM: .
A chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar all covered in soot...

The guy says, "Well, that was a narrow escape!"

The pig looks at the chicken and says, "Ain't that just like the white man?"

...

A chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar all covered in soot...

The pig says, "Bartender, three ales to wash away this soot."

The bartender says, "Ay, youse got ID?"

And the chicken says, "If I had ID, would I be letting this guy choke me every night?

...

A chicken, a pig and a guy walk into a bar all covered in soot...

The bartender says to the chicken, "Why the long face?"

And the chicken says, "Wrong joke, *ssh*le."

.
Sidhe, May 2, 2009 at 10:31 PM: Cosa..."And the chicken says, "If I had ID, would I be letting this guy choke me every night?"

As far as I'm concerned you win the Big Kahuna Prize (whatever it is) with that response.

I must be totally off my game, because sexually charged sophomoric humor is my specialty (seriously, and I'm totally using my most serious face while I type this).

And the vr is "sests" that's like totally sex misspelled, right???
skyewriter, May 3, 2009 at 10:50 AM: Thanks for all of the giggles.

I think it was a tie between Riot Kitty and Cosa.

I am considering a super-duper prize, badgy, kind of thingy, perhaps. I might start holding a weekly contest.

Sidhe: "sests" is how one sounds when trying to say sex when shitfaced. Were you with me at that party in undergrad when that completely wasted dude told me he had a really good "sest ool"?

I asked him to spell it. He said: "s-e-x-t-o-o-l". Yeah, the tool part seemed about right.
Anonymous, May 3, 2009 at 1:19 PM: I don't think I can top Cosa's jokes...LMAO.... I needed some humor today...
Unknown, May 3, 2009 at 10:14 PM: Hope things are well, skyewriter.

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