Seriously, hear me out... er.... read me out?
It explains so much.
Everything was reset by the government at midnight December 31, 1999.
Why, you may find yourself asking?
To set up the New World Order [an aside, you should watch this; the tortured logic is something to witness]:
So that "they" could spy on us, track everything we do, set up the secret banks of databases that will track the chips the Obama health care plan is going to require every American to get.
Another piece of evidence for you.
The whole internet was reset, too. Only liberal, commie, batshit reporting gets on the interwebs (read "intertubes") and that has fueled the MSM and its lies about everything from UFOs to the flim flam about there not being a Loch Ness monster.
But I have seen pictures of it. Read a lot about it in books. It's real then, right?
That's why Obama wants everyone to go green. Setting up a new power grid will allow the central government to control power supply. Don't agree with that central government? No lights or clean water for you.
The secret Army of REAL America got it's chance that last fateful day in 1999. It's waiting patiently for the right time to show those liberal bastards the might of their Army. They've already got their canned goods, their bomb shelters, tin foil, and their stash of gummie bears.
Heck, we've been at nuclear level threat crimson since the Cuban missile crisis. Those neighbors down the block are going to beg to be let in when the rockets fire. Just look at how that awful mannerly man in the White House is actually being civil to Castro, Chavez and soon it will be Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il.
It's all going to hell in a handbasket, readers. It all started with Y2K.
Don't be surprised when the brown-shirts from ACORN save us all from the asteroid that's going to destroy the Earth in 2012.
Three more years; there are three more years to stop these liberal a-holes from trying to save our civilization.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009