Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I have a theory

Y2K happened.

Seriously, hear me out... er.... read me out?

It explains so much.

Everything was reset by the government at midnight December 31, 1999.


Why, you may find yourself asking?

To set up the New World Order [an aside, you should watch this; the tortured logic is something to witness]:

So that "they" could spy on us, track everything we do, set up the secret banks of databases that will track the chips the Obama health care plan is going to require every American to get.

Another piece of evidence for you.

The whole internet was reset, too. Only liberal, commie, batshit reporting gets on the interwebs (read "intertubes") and that has fueled the MSM and its lies about everything from UFOs to the flim flam about there not being a Loch Ness monster.

But I have seen pictures of it. Read a lot about it in books. It's real then, right?

That's why Obama wants everyone to go green. Setting up a new power grid will allow the central government to control power supply. Don't agree with that central government? No lights or clean water for you.

The secret Army of REAL America got it's chance that last fateful day in 1999. It's waiting patiently for the right time to show those liberal bastards the might of their Army. They've already got their canned goods, their bomb shelters, tin foil, and their stash of gummie bears.

Heck, we've been at nuclear level threat crimson since the Cuban missile crisis. Those neighbors down the block are going to beg to be let in when the rockets fire. Just look at how that awful mannerly man in the White House is actually being civil to Castro, Chavez and soon it will be Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il.

It's all going to hell in a handbasket, readers. It all started with Y2K.

Don't be surprised when the brown-shirts from ACORN save us all from the asteroid that's going to destroy the Earth in 2012.

Three more years; there are three more years to stop these liberal a-holes from trying to save our civilization.


ZIRGAR April 21, 2009 at 11:42 AM  

I think we should channel all of the hateful, bilious anti-Obama energy eminating from Satannity, Malcontent, Coultergeist, and Limp-dick-n-balls to stop any asteroids that're coming our way. I mean, they repel most of humanity, so who knows what else they can repel!

Aliceson April 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM  

Don't forget the plastic sheeting and duct tape...

Seeing Eye Chick April 21, 2009 at 1:27 PM  

You forgot how the Mayans accuratedly predicted the end of the world with their calendar, which oddly coincides with the next presidential election. If we dont elect Palin, then we will slip into the center of the Milky Way and be reuinted with the Feathered Serpent, who could be no other than Satan!

James April 21, 2009 at 1:37 PM  

That video was creepy. I cannot believe the sickness behind using the Holocaust as some kind of comparison for what the whackos think is going on or what they predict is going to happen.


Anonymous,  April 21, 2009 at 3:23 PM  

I loved this, skye.

You are hilarious, but eerily on target with the nut jobs who seem to be vying for the media spotlight these days.

There are a lot more people out here in the real world that want things to turn out well. People that trust their neighbors. People who choose not to live in fear (thanks for that link to that UK blog in the comments from last week-- it was awesome).

MikeB: Love your blog, too.

Seeing Eye Chick April 21, 2009 at 4:56 PM  

This stuff has been around for so long. This is in part what drove the Survivalist Camps in 1980s, that ended with charges stemming from Bestiality claims. Not enough Women, but a bumpercrop of sheep or goats----

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep

Seeing Eye Chick April 21, 2009 at 5:10 PM  


A video for this post. Jim's Big Ego, is a fun band. I was looking for their Y2K Hurray Song, but I havent found it on a play list online yet. Such a shame too, its even better than this one.

And I found this song. Clearly its a deeply incrypted message from the Secret Chiefs that live 500 Ft beneath New Dehli, where they control the entire world's banking system.

Anonymous,  April 21, 2009 at 5:12 PM  

If you are not getting paid to write you should be.

I keep trying to think of something to contribute to the bomb shelter supplies. Maybe gas masks and chemical suits?

skyewriter April 21, 2009 at 5:34 PM  

Those videos were a riot!

Thanks seeing eye.

So we've added plastic sheeting, duct tape, gas masks, and chemical suits.

Hmmm... what else can we cram into the bomb shelter for when the world ends? I hear Twinkies are pretty indestructible...

Seeing Eye Chick April 21, 2009 at 10:21 PM  

I dont get it. Its like they are praying for the end of the world and yet stocking up to survive it. If it were me, it would be cases of Guiness, aspirin, sunglasses, and packages of fresh clean white cotton undies.

Guiness in the absence of all else.

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