Please clean up your entrails
You know you're staying at a five-star establishment when the management leaves a note to remind that:
A: You should properly dispose of your feathers and intestines.
B: You are allowed to dump steaming animal guts into a trash can, but may also use a liner. If you use a liner, please ask for a new one. (Don't quite get that.)
and
C: That you will be charged extra for leaving pheasant entrails in your room.
Call me girly, but I can't imagine cleaning a dead animal in the same room where I will sleep. Actually, make that: I can't imagine cleaning a dead animal... period. (Unless it's a fish, no prob there.)
Dick Cheney says: "What the heck (*wrhaaah*); this one's on the taxpayers anyway." [As he shoves the pile of innards to the other side of the bed and tucks in for the night.]
Happy Saturday all.
[A note: my brother-in-law is a guide at an Elk/Deer hunting outfit; so for anyone who thinks I am poking fun at hunters, take it somewhere else.]
*Note courtesy of Found.com
