Showing posts with label Guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guns. Show all posts

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Gun, Guns and guess what? More guns!

For gun folks visiting here this is a JOKE.

A J-O-K-E.

Did I tell you this is a joke?

Let's see if you have a sense of humor...

There are places that sell guns.

There are people that buy guns.

There are people who buy guns, and clean them.

There are guns that sit in holsters.

There are guns that soldiers use overseas.

There are gun shows for guns.

Bullets go into guns; sometimes it's referred to as ammunition.

Sometimes guns are loud.

Policemen carry guns.

Detectives carry guns.

Average, normal, everyday Americans use guns.

My brother-in-law used to hunt with guns until he switched to bow and arrow when he started guiding other hunters at the outfitter where he works.

My brother-in-law used guns to bag 2 zebras in Tanzania.

He also used guns to help his boss bag an elephant and a giraffe.

I have fired a gun several times, at empty beer cans (and I'm a decent shot, too).

My husband has fired a gun several times (he's a way better shot than I am).

One of my other brother's-in-law used to hunt deer with his guns.

His guns now sit in a locked cabinet in the basement.

Three of my many nephews own and use guns.

My brother-in-law owns about 20 guns.

He once used a gun to shoot a turkey in his back yard.

He also once used a gun to shoot a pesky woodpecker off of my 80 year old father's home (that's a funny story, but not for this post).

Sometimes, when people push the accelerator on their car really heavily, it is known as "gunning" it.

If a person really goes after something, it may be known as "gunning for it".

Guns are sometimes used in film-making.

Laser gun

Ray gun

Stun gun

BB gun

Paint gun

Air gun

Zip gun

Spray gun

Salad shooter

Happy Saturday all.

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