Monday, November 23, 2009

Eyeshadow For Lazy Asses

Had to share this with you all...

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

For only $1-$3 a day you, too, can have that smoky, sultry look appropriate for office/home/school wear. Available in animal prints and camouflage, too (not kidding).

Be sure to have the volume on.



Anonymous,  November 23, 2009 at 8:36 PM  

oh dear takes longer to apply, smooth, blend, set, whatever than it woud to take one of those puny sponge appicators and slap it onto your lid.

Have we become this lazy? You know some poor woman with zero self-esteem is looking at that right now thinking, "My, I could have perfect eyes."

Personally, I would mess up at step one: center over lid. My anal retentiveness would require that I measure to find true center... forget all of the other steps.


Riot Kitty November 23, 2009 at 8:47 PM  

That is fucking hilarious! I love how they show you where to place them. Like you'd put it on your ass by accident.

Shady Lady November 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM  

Gee...I don't know how I ever lived without this! ;)

Seeing Eye Chick November 24, 2009 at 11:37 AM  

And this is supposed to save me time somehow? It looks complicated and stupid. No thanks.

Chris November 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM  

Saw this a long time ago on's still weird!

Anonymous,  November 25, 2009 at 5:11 PM  

Riot Kitty,
Now be fair--if we have to have disclaimers on hot cups of coffee to ensure that the general population realizes that the contents might scald your privates, then we probably need to ensure that whoever is taken in by this knows not to rub them on their ass cheeks; although, that might actually be more attractive . . .

Anonymous,  November 26, 2009 at 1:18 PM  

This surpasses insanity to become lunacy. Now what about someone like me who is in my mid 50's and experiencing the ever encroaching inevitability of sagging eyelids. Guess ya have to be young and purdy for it to really work...OY VEY !!!!

Anyway, I just wanted to stop by to wish you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. Hopefully this coming year will be just a little bit less insane.

Anonymous,  December 1, 2009 at 9:53 PM  

Perfect for that woman who always wanted to look like a prostitute!

Sidhe December 3, 2009 at 10:18 PM  

I found the instructions particularly enlightening...especially, "making a peace sign." Totally, dude!

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