Eyeshadow For Lazy Asses
Had to share this with you all...
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
For only $1-$3 a day you, too, can have that smoky, sultry look appropriate for office/home/school wear. Available in animal prints and camouflage, too (not kidding).
Be sure to have the volume on.
Peace!
9 comments:
oh dear god...it takes longer to apply, smooth, blend, set, whatever than it woud to take one of those puny sponge appicators and slap it onto your lid.
Have we become this lazy? You know some poor woman with zero self-esteem is looking at that right now thinking, "My, I could have perfect eyes."
Personally, I would mess up at step one: center over lid. My anal retentiveness would require that I measure to find true center... forget all of the other steps.
NOT.
That is fucking hilarious! I love how they show you where to place them. Like you'd put it on your ass by accident.
Gee...I don't know how I ever lived without this! ;)
And this is supposed to save me time somehow? It looks complicated and stupid. No thanks.
Saw this a long time ago on Oprah....it's still weird!
Riot Kitty,
Now be fair--if we have to have disclaimers on hot cups of coffee to ensure that the general population realizes that the contents might scald your privates, then we probably need to ensure that whoever is taken in by this knows not to rub them on their ass cheeks; although, that might actually be more attractive . . .
This surpasses insanity to become lunacy. Now what about someone like me who is in my mid 50's and experiencing the ever encroaching inevitability of sagging eyelids. Guess ya have to be young and purdy for it to really work...OY VEY !!!!
Anyway, I just wanted to stop by to wish you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. Hopefully this coming year will be just a little bit less insane.
Perfect for that woman who always wanted to look like a prostitute!
I found the instructions particularly enlightening...especially, "making a peace sign." Totally, dude!
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