Eyeshadow For Lazy Asses

Had to share this with you all...

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

For only $1-$3 a day you, too, can have that smoky, sultry look appropriate for office/home/school wear. Available in animal prints and camouflage, too (not kidding).


Be sure to have the volume on.

Peace!

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The Blog Days of Fall

While I have been on my hiatus, a flowery way to say that I am up to my armpits in grade-grubbing students*-- it seems that the wingnuttery continues to obfuscate and obstruct (much like an unpleasant colon-ary blockade). SS. DD.

They still lie about the most basic of all things: Math. I wonder why they always want to gut education first?

No one says it better than Johnny S:

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Thanks, John, for pointing out yet more shyte from the "mouthpiece" of the right. That's just gross. Sorry.

I suppose if you want to argue that the "Earlier" in the upper left hand corner is sufficient, think about the average critical thinking skills of a Hannity viewer. Earlier is indeed earlier-- two MONTHS earlier.

On a lighter note, only four more weeks in the semester... I don't think I have read this much bad prose, tortured English, and terrifyingly bad syntax since I stopped reading the Freeper back in February. If the future of the world depends on whether or not people are able to construct a simple declarative sentence... it's all over. Trust me.

*Literally, I gave one graduate student *1* point just to shut him up. He's "concerned" because he has a 90.1% in the class... an 'A'. WTF?

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Thank You, Thank You, Thank you!

Wanted to send a quick thanks to themom over at Attentive Aphorist for this very sweet blog award. I am grateful to her for her support and encouragement.

I've been too busy lately to write very much... I'll pay this forward hopefully by the end of the week.

In the meantime, hope all are well, staying warm and snuggling in for the cool fall days...

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